Caring for your Funny

Here are a few tips you should know before you receive your Funny. Memorize them before the big day...you wouldn't want to be caught trying to remember tip #5 while a wild Funny is running around the house terrorizing your cats.

Tip 1: Never lose sight of your Funny. Funnys are devilishly clever and will get into extreme mischief the moment they aren't being watched. If you keep your Funny in view, you'll be fine (Funnys don't like to be watched while they're drinking all your beer or doing other sinister things.)

Tip 2: Never feed a Funny after midnight. Funnys have a very delicate metabolism, and they tend to gain lots of weight if they eat too close to bedtime (and Funnys NEVER go to bed before midnight...they love watching Leno).

Tip 3: Don't give your Funny a name. If you are calling your Funny, you may either say "Here Funny" or "Here Mr. Funny". Any other name insults Funnys, and an insulted Funny is not a pretty sight. By the way, why are you calling your Funny to come here? Have you already forgotten Tip 1?

Tip 4: Always laugh at a Funny's jokes. A Funny's jokes are the best around, and it's the main benefit to owning a Funny. But if for some strange reason you don't like a particular joke told by your Funny, laugh anyway. If you don't, your Funny will eat you.

Tip 5: Don't put your Funny in the microwave to dry it out after a bath. That's just stupid and cruel.

And most importantly...

Tip 6: Never, ever, EVER beat your Funny in a game of Monopoly. Funnys hate to lose at Monopoly. If you beat them at Monopoly, they will eat the game, and then they'll eat you.

Hopefully, these tips will help you to get the most out of your relationship with your new Funny. If you have any questions, comments or emergencies, please contact Littleflick at info@littleflick.com

Get those tips memorized before your Funny arrives!